Someone should make an anime about Beyonce's life. I mean it would be crazy. Solange the reclusive sister who is extreamly talented who works in the shadows. Only to one day rise from the dark to blaze a path for herself. Jay Z the unfaithful but loving husband fighting to remain loyal. Matthew the once praised fallen warrior who let vices ruin his life. Then there's Tina who played quiet while slowly building an army for herself. But, nobody has made an anime about Beyonce so who would each person be? Beyonce - Naruto
I mean we can be here all day. Both have achieved greatness beyond what people expected of them. To a lot of people Beyonce was just another pretty face in a girl group. Nobody expected Naruto of Group 7 to become legendary standing next to the prodigy Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura a master of chakra control. They all expected both of them to fail. Yet here we are. Naruto is one of the most respected ninjas in the world and Beyonce is the most powerful musician in the world. It's crazy how things like this work out.
Kelly Rowland - Sasuke
Sasuke was Naruto's equal but never reached the same level because Sasuke had to deal with some personal issues. This is multi-platinum Kelly Rowland to a "T." Kelly's first album blew critics away who thought it would be average. Like Sasuke at the exams. Then Kelly vanished for five years with only sporadic spottings. She released second and third albums that weren't as highly praised. Sort of like Sasuke getting the hands from Killer B and Itachi. During this time she also wasn't associating with Beyonce or Michelle, because she was dealing with her own issues that she covered in the song Dirty Laundry. In the end after accepting some help from her friends like Sasuke, she overcame those issues and rose back to the top. Still Beyonce's equal, but remaining out of the limelight. Naruto becomes Hokage, Sasuke travels the world. Beyonce becomes the top musician in the world, Kelly is all over your TV, writing all kinds of books. Kelly is Sasuke because you don't always see her, but when you do it's going to be something really awesome.
Michelle Williams - Sakura
Michelle is Sakura, always trying to keep up, but never quite making it. Yet, she still constantly improves herself. Sakura constantly gets the #UselessSakura like she isn't the most talented medical ninja in the village and exhibits chakra control that neither Naruto nor Sasuke have. Because lets face it, Naruto has near limitless chakra and can't control it, Sasuke has near infinite Jutsu and always runs low on chakra. Michelle always gets the #PoorMichelle on Twitter and half of it makes no sense.
Matthew Knowles - Ebisu
You know why.
Tina Knowles -Kakashi
Tina always stayed away from the cameras and lived a quiet life. Similar to how Kakashi didn't want the fame and liked to lay low despite being super accomplished on her own already. He thought he'd just lead Team 7 and it would all be simple. Next thing he knows he's Hokage. Tina was just chilling as a beautician, thought she'd make a couple outfits for her daughter's little girl group. Next thing she knows she's writing books, on the Home Shopping Network, creating fashion lines and running entire cosmetology schools. She's someone who chose a career that was important but no glamorous and yet still found herself in the spotlight.
Jay Z - 3rd Hokage
I know you expected Hinata but he's got too many accomplishments under his belt. He's also old. 3rd Hokage was old. 3rd Hokage had children and grand children. But, did you ever see his spouse? No, because he screwed up his relationship. That's the path Jay Z was on until 4:44. We don't know if he'll changed. It took dying to change the 3rd Hokage.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet. You can also check out his playthrough of Sleeping Dogs or Skyrim
