Just like everyone poops, everyone masturbates and everyone watches porn. If someone says they don't they're lying or they may have been raised in some kind of cult. It's up to you to decide which one. But as I scrolled through porn late one night out of boredom, looking for just the right video. I gave up. I turned off the computer and went to sleep. I had wasted half an hour looking for just the right video and I came to the conclusion, I was wasting time. I just don't like porn anymore.
Don't get me wrong, I see nothing wrong with it. Porn just isn't cool anymore. It's bad, unpredictable and not fun to watch anymore. Finding the perfect porn video used to be a journey down a rabbit hole. Now it's a chore. Wading through hundreds of videos to find the right one. There's a lot of reasons I don't like porn anymore let's talk about some of them.
First thing is, I don't like the camera work anymore. It's horrible. Too many times I've started to begrudgingly enjoy a video only for the camera to suddenly switch to a view of the man's ass or the gooch, grundle, taint or whatever you wish to call it. Then remain in that spot for an extreamly long time. On one occasion I was watching a video and it switched to a shot of the woman's nose. Just her nose for almost 2 minutes. I don't have a nose fetish. It was just strange. Point of View porn is also not cool because most of the time it's from the point of view of some random person who would be standing there watching.
I don't like interracial porn. When I say interracial I mean black and white. Because that's the pairing I have a problem with. I have no problem with interracial relationships, but interracial porn should be outlawed in all 50 states and common wealth countries such as a Puerto Rico. I'll simply provide examples of why. When I was around 16 and just starting my masturbation journey, I was watching a white man have sex with a black woman. I will never forget he called her his "chocolate negress." That was the last time I ever saw a white man have sex with a black woman. Once I was watching a black man have sex with a white woman and she yelled out "give me that nigger dick." I put my penis away, closed the browser and went to play video games.
The worst thing I ever saw with interracial porn was a thing called cuckolding. I was watching a black man have sex with a white woman. Then the camera is picked up off it's stand and turned so that I can see an older white man say "yeah, teach my wife what a real man is like," as he slowly masturbated in a dimly lit corner. That was the last time I ever watched a black man have sex with a white woman.
You know what else I hate in porn? The youth and sizes. I don't go to the milf section. I don't go to the barely legal section. Yet, sometimes when watching porn I have to stop and ask "how old is this girl?" Then I see a close up of her face and say "she's got a milf face." The problem is that often times these women are so small I have to question if what I'm viewing is legal. I shouldn't have to pause the porn and google the woman's name to make sure she's really 24 and not a 14 year old that developed large breast at a young age. You'd be surprised how often this happens.
I hate the screaming. Random unnecessary screaming. Every woman does not scream until her lungs hurt when having sex or orgasming. Yet, in porn the screaming is constant. Sometimes, especially in Asian porn, I wonder if the woman is screaming with pleasure or pain because the screaming and the facial expressions make it seem as if they are being hurt. Needless to say, the first few times I had sex I was wondering "why isn't she screaming? Am I doing something wrong?" This led to a very serious talk and learning lesson. This isn't exclusive to the women either. Some of these guys start yelling like they're being attacked and you have to ask yourself "does this guy have an STD?"
Three out of five black men will wear Timberland boots in the video, place their feet on your furniture and call you a bitch. On one occasion I watched a man spit a horrible freestyle while having sex with a woman. Despite being a porno and being paid to be there, she looked even more upset than I was, and I was very upset. Don't even get me started on Wesley Pipes and the men he has inspired. That's not even porn. That's a not safe for work comedy video. He would be great at doing video game playthroughs on YouTube.
I'll tell you what the worst thing about porn for me is now. You never know if you're going to get exactly what's in the title. Click on a video with a title called "Black Guy Does Rough Doggy Style," and the video opens with exactly that. You're actually enjoying the video for a while then the camera pans over and you realize. "Oh, this is two guys having sex." Now you've unexpectedly enjoyed 3 minutes of gay porn. You close the browser and sit in the corner asking if you're gay or bisexual. You've officially become the "Q" in LGBTQ because the porn was not titled correctly.
I was once watching porn and out of nowhere a second man walked into the video. That wasn't in the title. At one point he moves from the woman's mouth to stand behind Guy 2 to lick his lips and slowly masturbate. When Guy1's penis falls out of the vagina, Guy 2 grabs it and places it back into the vagina only for Guy 1 to say "thanks." This happens a lot. Random guys walking into the porn video. Sometimes it turns into a random gangbang or bukkaki or double penetration. Sometimes it's a sudden bisexual threesome and you have to go back to your corner and ponder on "Q" again.
There's a lot of fake stuff in porn. Fake breast, fake asses, fake penises. I'm actually very comfortable with penis. However, when a guy walks in with a 14 inch prosthetic penis I can't do anything but sigh and move on to the next video because it's so ridiculous.
I don't know when it happened but I just don't like porn anymore. Long gone are the days of Roc and Shay dominating the front page of every site with black love. Now it's just 4 guys in a room gangbanging a woman who looks bored and more guys playing 2K while they wait their turn because directors think that's authentic. I just don't like porn anymore.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet
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Don't get me wrong, I see nothing wrong with it. Porn just isn't cool anymore. It's bad, unpredictable and not fun to watch anymore. Finding the perfect porn video used to be a journey down a rabbit hole. Now it's a chore. Wading through hundreds of videos to find the right one. There's a lot of reasons I don't like porn anymore let's talk about some of them.
First thing is, I don't like the camera work anymore. It's horrible. Too many times I've started to begrudgingly enjoy a video only for the camera to suddenly switch to a view of the man's ass or the gooch, grundle, taint or whatever you wish to call it. Then remain in that spot for an extreamly long time. On one occasion I was watching a video and it switched to a shot of the woman's nose. Just her nose for almost 2 minutes. I don't have a nose fetish. It was just strange. Point of View porn is also not cool because most of the time it's from the point of view of some random person who would be standing there watching.
I don't like interracial porn. When I say interracial I mean black and white. Because that's the pairing I have a problem with. I have no problem with interracial relationships, but interracial porn should be outlawed in all 50 states and common wealth countries such as a Puerto Rico. I'll simply provide examples of why. When I was around 16 and just starting my masturbation journey, I was watching a white man have sex with a black woman. I will never forget he called her his "chocolate negress." That was the last time I ever saw a white man have sex with a black woman. Once I was watching a black man have sex with a white woman and she yelled out "give me that nigger dick." I put my penis away, closed the browser and went to play video games.
The worst thing I ever saw with interracial porn was a thing called cuckolding. I was watching a black man have sex with a white woman. Then the camera is picked up off it's stand and turned so that I can see an older white man say "yeah, teach my wife what a real man is like," as he slowly masturbated in a dimly lit corner. That was the last time I ever watched a black man have sex with a white woman.
You know what else I hate in porn? The youth and sizes. I don't go to the milf section. I don't go to the barely legal section. Yet, sometimes when watching porn I have to stop and ask "how old is this girl?" Then I see a close up of her face and say "she's got a milf face." The problem is that often times these women are so small I have to question if what I'm viewing is legal. I shouldn't have to pause the porn and google the woman's name to make sure she's really 24 and not a 14 year old that developed large breast at a young age. You'd be surprised how often this happens.
I hate the screaming. Random unnecessary screaming. Every woman does not scream until her lungs hurt when having sex or orgasming. Yet, in porn the screaming is constant. Sometimes, especially in Asian porn, I wonder if the woman is screaming with pleasure or pain because the screaming and the facial expressions make it seem as if they are being hurt. Needless to say, the first few times I had sex I was wondering "why isn't she screaming? Am I doing something wrong?" This led to a very serious talk and learning lesson. This isn't exclusive to the women either. Some of these guys start yelling like they're being attacked and you have to ask yourself "does this guy have an STD?"
Three out of five black men will wear Timberland boots in the video, place their feet on your furniture and call you a bitch. On one occasion I watched a man spit a horrible freestyle while having sex with a woman. Despite being a porno and being paid to be there, she looked even more upset than I was, and I was very upset. Don't even get me started on Wesley Pipes and the men he has inspired. That's not even porn. That's a not safe for work comedy video. He would be great at doing video game playthroughs on YouTube.
I'll tell you what the worst thing about porn for me is now. You never know if you're going to get exactly what's in the title. Click on a video with a title called "Black Guy Does Rough Doggy Style," and the video opens with exactly that. You're actually enjoying the video for a while then the camera pans over and you realize. "Oh, this is two guys having sex." Now you've unexpectedly enjoyed 3 minutes of gay porn. You close the browser and sit in the corner asking if you're gay or bisexual. You've officially become the "Q" in LGBTQ because the porn was not titled correctly.
I was once watching porn and out of nowhere a second man walked into the video. That wasn't in the title. At one point he moves from the woman's mouth to stand behind Guy 2 to lick his lips and slowly masturbate. When Guy1's penis falls out of the vagina, Guy 2 grabs it and places it back into the vagina only for Guy 1 to say "thanks." This happens a lot. Random guys walking into the porn video. Sometimes it turns into a random gangbang or bukkaki or double penetration. Sometimes it's a sudden bisexual threesome and you have to go back to your corner and ponder on "Q" again.
There's a lot of fake stuff in porn. Fake breast, fake asses, fake penises. I'm actually very comfortable with penis. However, when a guy walks in with a 14 inch prosthetic penis I can't do anything but sigh and move on to the next video because it's so ridiculous.
I don't know when it happened but I just don't like porn anymore. Long gone are the days of Roc and Shay dominating the front page of every site with black love. Now it's just 4 guys in a room gangbanging a woman who looks bored and more guys playing 2K while they wait their turn because directors think that's authentic. I just don't like porn anymore.
You can hear Darrell on the CP Time and Powerbomb Jutsu podcasts. He also plays classic arcade games on The Cabinet
Follow @OriginalKingD
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FUCK THIS PRETTY MUCH DESCRIBES HOW I FEEL ABOUT PORN! Problem is for me (I still watch porn here and there).You said some of the realest shit that most wouldn't even dare to say. Great article!
ReplyDeleteI'm just telling the truth. I don't have any shame to hide
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DeleteThis shit is hilarious! Great post!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the read.
DeleteIt's perfectly natural to enjoy gay porn as a straight man. There are multiple reasons. You may have a very high sex drive at that time. A point where you will place your penis in anyone. It's also arousing because you're watching two men enjoy it and you can relate to the feeling of a male. It's why you watch regular porn whether you know it or not. It's a taboo, something looked down upon and you may like it from a fetish standpoint but not a reality. It's like how straight guys enjoy pegging or prostate milking but they aren't gay. You should sit down and watch an entire video you may enjoy it. Don't ponder on the "Q" too much. Almost 80% of people are bisexual even if they don't admit it according to the Kinsey scale. If you're between 20-35 this is the time in your life when you're most likely to think about intercourse with another male. Funny post tho
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info, but I think you might be looking into it just a little too much. Glad you found it funny. Wait, did you say 20-35? I need to go sit in the corner and pnder on "Q" again.
DeleteI feel you. Porn is just boring nowwadays. Or at least the free stuff is
ReplyDeleteI haven't reached the point of paying for any.
DeleteDang thank you. I thought it was just me.. I once was watching a hentai porn just for the girl to end up having a dick... I mental harrassed my self thinking what did I just do... i only liked hentai because even when i started watching like real porn.. the shit was so fake. I couldn't help but laugh.. then one day I wake up get horny and tricked into watching gay porn. So this is my peak I know I'm not gay because it was hella feminine until I saw the face. Tbh porn can mentally fuck someone up. Having watched porn since that day.
Deletecouldn't agree more, now i just do weird.. hate to admit it but sometimes, that futunari stuff gets the bizz done.
ReplyDeleteAfter a quick google of the term "ftunari" I've decided that isn't for me but this is a no judgement zone so knock yourself out.
DeleteYou should try some fetish porn or some of those multiperson scenes you were shaming. Bukkake and bisexual threesomes might be your thing if you tried it out for more than three minutes
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'll be okay if I don't develop a preference to bukkake
DeleteThe pro stuff lost my attention. I need my shit amateur or semi-pro with the game or Family Guy on in the background, inadequate lighting, and folks leaving their socks on.
ReplyDeleteBonus if the door ajar beeping is going off.
I don't like porn too...
ReplyDeleteYou're so fuckin' right, i just wrote that i do not like porn anymore and i found this article, you're so damn good at explains things, i'm gonna sleep, good work
ReplyDeleteI also don't watch porn anymore, im 14 and it's rlly wierd. Is there something wrong with me? Or did I just lose all sexual intrest, it happend out of nowhere and tho I'm glad I stopped im worried for my sexual health.
ReplyDeleteyou're 141?1?
DeleteYou're right about the interracial, the name calling the degredation. It's wrong.
ReplyDeleteI know the examples you said "give me that nigger dick" and "chocolate princess" but I think you were just avoiding the fact that most times it's the woman saying nothing and kinda looking guilty because she probably got roped into it by her man and then made to be racist if she didn't do it.
The words I often hear if I come across those, which I came across because of a few titles that made me think what? (White race must die; Cucks were breeding your women etc that are probably posted by alt rights to make racist issues, but also at the same time in the videos...
The words most often I hear are
"Yeah, bitch take that shit. White ass bitch. I own this. Who's ass is this? Bitch nasty hoe. Tell me how much you like sucking N word cock."
It's a tilt in the power struggle of man. Black man wanted to be free like White man, now that they are they want to be free to hurt White man like White man hurt Black man before and then comes White man not free.
How can you claim that there's nothing wrong with porn if you don't like it anymore? For your information, pornography's always been bad, it still is, and always will be. Therefore, it should never have been created.
ReplyDeleteWow! This was wonderful to read! Personally, as a female, I find that you care a lot. Believe it or not, people often don't care anymore... They'll watch whatever they can find no matter how old the women seem... But you seem extra careful with that sort of stuff! That's impressive! Honestly, I'm actually quite proud... I've never heard a guy say such things about porn and point out the wrong in it... There's a lot that happens during the production of porn and I don't think many people acknowledge it... It's amazing that you do! These are all true! Though, from reading this, I find that porn just... maybe isn't for you. It isn't for everyone! And not a lot of people know that either! For example, I identify as a straight female. I am in a very committed relationship and I love him very much. However, the times that I have watched porn, men were never in them. And if they were, I trained myself not to look at them. I watch only lesbian porn. Yet, again-- I'm straight. I just enjoy watching women pleasure each other. Because I don't feel the need to watch another man when I already have one. Whom-- by the way, is PERFECT in bed. He couldn't be any better. But on rare occasions that he isn't here, and I'm feeling a bit excited, I will hop onto my laptop and indulge in the blissful lesbian porn. I can ADMIRE a beautiful body, and I can find them attractive just like any man would... I can find pleasure in their voices and moans, but I would never sleep with a women. Nor am I curious to one day. I simply just enjoy watching women pleasure themselves. Because, I feel like... I'm part of something. Me and those lesbians on my screen have something in common... There aren't men around, yet... we still know how to pleasure each other! We don't need men to have fun. I still know how to touch myself, so why not? Yet, of course, when my man is back-- we have the most mind-blowing lovemaking! This is how I handle my love life. I'd never leave him for another man or woman. :)
ReplyDeleteDude... this article is monumental. I've referenced it a lot and I share your feelings on porn. Puerto Rico is not a commonwealth country, but the article is still a 10/10.
ReplyDeleteMe, too, got bored of it. For pretty much the same reasons. Being a girl, straight pornography is difficult to watch for me (too fake and degrading), so a couple of years ago I switched to gay and lesbian porn. I also tried watching bdsm (thought, if I wanna see degradation, let's watch it consciously, so I watched both femdom and maledom). But, in the end, this got boring, too. I realise that it is boring because of the complete absence of contact. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't wanna see romance or smth like it in porn, I want to see two (or more) people that actually enjoy what they're doing (whatever that may be) and sharing and communicating this enjoyment and sexual tension (at least some of it). It can be a shared word, or a touch, or one single exchanged eyesight, whatever, and however brief. But the more I've watched it, the ore I got the impression that, at best, I'm watching isolated and closed bodies and minds masturbating, it just happens that they're masturbating one in another, and more often than not, not too successfully. This became obvious to me when I understood that while I'm watching porn, my mind would often fly away from the actual clip into my own fantasy what I would like these people would do. And most of the time, I'd actually fantasize of them actually enjoying whatever they're doing (no matter how wacked or hardcore or boring action in my mind was). Then I realized that if I wanna see this on a clip, I'd probably have to spend hours and hours searching. But almost every clip I start to watch, I change it because it's boring. I guess what we see on porn today is not sex. I have no idea what it is, but it's totally asexual and ungratifying.
ReplyDeleteI too don't like to watch porn. I just don't get aroused anymore. Plus, a lot of porn shows two girls having lesbian sex which is one of the biggest turn off for me.
ReplyDeleteInteresting read. It's nice to read someone's frank and detailed opinions about porn. What you are describing is sometimes what leads people to seek out more extreme types of porn. At some point I think it's good to draw a line and make the best of it. Or just leave it alone all together or take a long break from it. Otherwise that search for the perfect video might lead you to into fetishes you'll wish you hadn't gotten into.
ReplyDeleteI have been addicted to porn ever since I started watching it back in 2015 at the age of 17 and what I have noticed is that every time, I would spend months obsessed with a specific taste only to see it change for something completely different.
ReplyDeleteWhen I started, I used only Playboy magazines that I downloaded from kickass torrents, then I moved to Playboy Plus videos that were cracked and uploaded to kickass torrents, and then, when I got bored with that, that is when I moved to Pornhub and started watching normal vanilla porn like missionary and anal, and but, I very quickly got bored with it and moved to Maledom porn where the women were being tied up and fucked really hard (but not the extreme stuff, just the stuff made by Powershotz mainly).
Then, when I got bored with Maledom, I became extremely obsessed with Femdom and that had a very negative impact on my social life and how I viewed women, because I started to think that the porn I was watching would eventually come to define the type of long term relationship that I would have because I had done a lot of research and saw that there are men out there who make it into a lifestyle by entering what they call a female led relationship, which is the matriarchal version of the patriarchal family that has been the standard for most of human history, so it's basically the same, the woman has control over everything she wants to control (his money, his time, his decisions, the household chores, and the sex). A lot of men who are in that lifestyle feel the need to submit even when they're not horny. In my case, I just felt the need to submit to women whenever I was horny.
So during that time, I was mainly watching a lot of femdom porn involving pegging (women fucking men with a strap-on dildo) and spanking (women spanking men hard), and I got really obsessed with that. That lasted for nearly 2 years but I managed to then free myself by going on Nofap for 9 months, that is when I started to realize that the porn that I watch is not necessarily linked with what I like in real life. I still watched femdom pegging and spanking porn up until around 2020 because it still turned me on but, unlike before Nofap, I didn't need it to get an erection so it wasn't as bad.
Then, when the quarantine started, I found keep2share and got a membership and started downloading so many high definition porn clips of higher quality that were obviously stolen from many different paid websites. That is when I started getting obsessed with cuckold porn and I felt like such a loser because it turned me on even more than my previous fetishes.
But then, something interesting happened, I found the forced bi category of femdom and realized that I am actually bisexual. Of course, not everyone who watches bisexual porn is bisexual but in my case, I had already tried sex with a guy in the past and I enjoyed it, but it took me a very long time for me to be able to admit to it because for many years, I had internalized homophobia and biphobia and I was afraid that if I accepted it and tried it more, that people in my entourage would find out and label me and that women wouldn't want me anymore, but just at around the beginning of 2021, I realized that it doesn't matter what people think because that is what I really like.
Some of these things I can’t relate to and some I can. I think the funniest shit was when I was watching a women get dogged from behind and I’m thinking “damn she’s really still” and it was a fucking doll lol. Honestly thought it was funny.
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